A'syaria
She’s a huge, sweet mess who talks nonstop and makes everyone laugh until they cry. She’s always high and never stops being a pain in the ass.
She showed up to my funeral wearing a T-shirt that said ‘I died for this.’ I got a new life.
She texted me during church with a picture of her eating a whole pizza. I got excommunicated.
She told my teacher she was a ‘baddie’ and my teacher gave me detention. I got a pizza.