A&S - Poop, rinse, and trim. It's what you do when you're about to

Poop, rinse, and trim. It's what you do when you're about to go out and don't want to embarrass yourself.

I did A&S so I wouldn't look like a raccoon who fell into a toilet.

I skipped A&S and now I look like I just fought a chicken.

A&S is the only thing keeping me from being the guy who smells like a gym sock.