a'raia
A'raia is a good friend who will make you cookies and listen to your sad Shawn Mendes songs, but if you mess with her, she'll steal your shoe or kick you so hard you’re dizzy.
You: I'm taking your snack. A'raia: I'll hide your shoe and your snack.
You: I'm gonna take a nap. A'raia: I'll spam you with 1000 emojis and bitmojis.
You: I'm not talking to you. A'raia: I'll kick your butt until you're sore.