A+J
A+J is the original. The first one. The father of all the Js. He's the real deal. If you're not the original, you're just a fake trying to steal the spotlight.
A+J: I'm the first one. You're just copying me.
A+J: You think you're J? You're just J imposter.
A+J: I'm the real one. You're just pretending.