A'Djulleen
She’s your best friend until she flips her lid. She’s tall, has long hair, and eyes that could make a saint blush. She’s smart, funny, and strong, but she’s also stubborn as a mule and clumsy as a drunk flamingo.
You text her: 'Hey AJ, wanna hang out?' She texts back: 'Sure, as long as you don’t drop your phone in the toilet again.'
She trips over her own feet and knocks over a lamp. You laugh. She glares at you like you just insulted her mom.
She calls you 'Gracie' because you can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. You’re confused. She’s just being mean.