A'bellend
A man who lies so much he thinks it’s a hobby. He can’t hear a thing and won’t stop talking about how great he is.
He told me he’d bring a sandwich, but it was just a bagel and he called it a ‘sandwich of destiny.’
He yelled at me for 10 minutes because he couldn’t hear me and thought I was a ‘troublemaker.’
He promised to end the war, but he started a fight with a donut.