A Zachary Moment - You're in a Zachary Moment when you're so wasted you don't k

You're in a Zachary Moment when you're so wasted you don't know who you are, but you're still trying to act cool and everyone else is just confused.

At the mall, I was in a Zachary Moment. I walked up to a mirror and said, 'Hey, that's my friend.'

I was in a Zachary Moment at my cousin’s house. I told my uncle, 'You’re not my uncle.'

I was in a Zachary Moment and texted my friend, 'You're not you, you're just the fake you.'