A Yusuf
Yusuf is the guy who's hot, cool, and can be a total jerk if you don't bring him chicken. He's awesome, but only when he's full.
'I'm not a jerk, I'm just hungry.'
'If you don't bring me chicken, I'll be a jerk and take your sandwich.'
'I'm hot, I'm cool, and I'm not afraid to tell you I'm right.'