A Yusuf
A Yusuf is a fancy guy who wears a Rolex and thinks he's the most important person alive, but he's just a guy with good taste and a big head.
'I wear a Rolex because I'm rich, not because I'm fancy.'
'I'm not the most important person, I'm just very good at looking it.'
'I don't need a Rolex, I just need to feel fancy.'