A Yarnall
A Yarnall is when you fake being gay just to get a girl’s best friend to hang out with you. Then you spike their juice box and make them pass out so you can do your worst on them while they’re too tired to fight back.
I told my crush I was gay so I could hang out with her best friend. I spiked her juice box with something weird and she passed out. I did my worst on her while she was asleep.
I faked being gay to get invited to a sleepover. I spiked their juice and they all passed out. I had the best night of my life.
I pretended I was gay just to get into the sleepover. I gave them all some weird juice and they all fell asleep. I got to do my worst on them.