A Writer
A drink made with 4 shots of espresso and enough coffee to fill a 20-ounce cup. Writers and college students drink it to stay awake long enough to finish a sentence without crying.
I downed three of these and still wrote a 10-page essay. My brain is now a fried egg.
My roommate drank one and wrote a poem about his ex. It was beautiful and heartbreaking.
I had to drink two just to finish this definition. My liver is now a sad potato.