a wotsit
A person who acts like they’re trying to seduce pigs, but they look like a walking bag of chips
That guy at the bar is a wotsit. He’s trying to seduce a pig and it’s sad.
My coworker is a wotsit. He’s like a walking bag of regret.
That girl at the party is a wotsit. She looks like she was dipped in a snack bag.