A word that is random - A word that's so random it makes 'random' look like it has a

A word that's so random it makes 'random' look like it has a plan. And you're gonna get eaten, same. You got eaten, same.

'Florp' is the worst word I've ever heard. It's so random it’s like it was born in a blender.

My brother said 'florp' and now my dog is crying.

I tried to explain 'florp' to my mom and now she thinks I'm a weirdo.