A woodpecker with a headache - A woodpecker with a headache is when you’re so wrecked you’d

A woodpecker with a headache is when you’re so wrecked you’d rather die than look at another person.

I came home from the bar and felt like a woodpecker with a headache.

My head is so sore, I think I’m a woodpecker with a headache.

I looked in the mirror and realized I was a woodpecker with a headache.