A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The lie I told my dog when I didn't want to walk him. I said the woodchuck chuck was too much wood for me.

My dog barked at me like I was a woodchuck. I ran away.

I told the dog wood was too hard. He sat on my face.

I said woodchucks were the reason I didn't want to walk him.