a woman that fishes
A woman that fishes is a rare kind of human who shows up in the middle of a beer flood, wearing only rain boots, and is ready to slap you with a fish.
She showed up at my house in cut off jeans and a backwards hat. She threw a fish at my dog. He ran away.
She called my dad a ‘weirdo’ and then took a bite of a fish. It was a very bad bite.
She came to the store wearing rain boots and a tramp stamp that said ‘I hate fish.’ She looked very angry.