A windy burglar
A windy burglar is a smelly thief who brags about how they can steal your stuff even when it's raining and the wind is screaming in your face like it's your ex.
I saw a windy burglar trying to break into my house during a storm. He looked like he just got out of jail and forgot to shower.
My neighbor said the windy burglar came in through the window like he was on a mission from God.
I heard the windy burglar cussing at the wind like it owed him money.