A windy burglar
A windy burglar is a lazy thief who only robs houses when the wind is strong enough to knock over a fence and the rain is so heavy it feels like your roof is crying.
The windy burglar tried to rob my house, but the wind blew his hat off and he ran away like a coward.
I woke up to the sound of the windy burglar fighting the wind like it was a rival.
The windy burglar came in through the door, but the wind pushed him back out like he was a bad tenant.