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A willy schwilly milly gilly is the sidewalk that you walk on when you're too lazy to walk on the road and too dumb to walk on the grass.

I tried to walk on the willy schwilly milly gilly and I stepped on a nail and screamed like a baby.

My grandma walked on the willy schwilly milly gilly and it felt like walking on broken glass.

I took my dog on the willy schwilly milly gilly and he came back with a broken leg and a broken heart.