a willie wonka
when a guy tries to impress a girl by bringing in tiny guys to do the job he can’t do himself. It’s like using a calculator to add 2 + 2.
Bro, you just did a willie wonka on my cousin and she’s still recovering.
He tried to winka my mom and now she’s got a chocolate rash.
That guy did a willie wonka on my sister and she’s still crying about it.