a willi
A willi is a guy with two willys who works in weather and thinks he knows everything about the sky, but he doesn't. He’s the human version of a weather forecast.
@willi_forecast: I said it would be sunny. I was wrong. I have two willys and still can't predict the weather. #williweatherman
The willi at the station said it would rain. It didn't. Now he has two willys and a job. #williwhispers
My teacher is a willi. He has two willys and a weather report. #williwatcher