a wild hair up my butt - You’re so clueless you think your butt is the president and

You’re so clueless you think your butt is the president and it’s not even answering your calls.

I left my keys in the car. A wild hair up my butt, and I had to walk home.

I told my friend I was going to the party, then stayed in bed. A wild hair up my butt, I’m not even sorry.

I tried to fix my computer and made it worse. A wild hair up my butt, I tell you.