A widnae could dae that - A Scottish way of saying you’re too dumb to even try, and yo

A Scottish way of saying you’re too dumb to even try, and you probably failed at life.

A widnae could dae that, I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my dog’s butt instead.

A widnae could dae that, I tried to cook dinner and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

A widnae could dae that, I tried to do a cartwheel and face-planted into a wall.