A wicked Jeff - A wicked Jeff is when you're so desperate to poop you start

A wicked Jeff is when you're so desperate to poop you start talking to the toilet like it’s your ex

I yelled at the toilet, 'You better let me go or I swear I'll leave you for the sink'

I texted my friend, 'The toilet is blocking me from my destiny'

I whispered, 'Just let me go, I'll never forget you'