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a whole ass meal is someone so good-looking you'd probably steal their food just to be close to them

My friend is a whole ass meal. I once stole her fries just to sit next to her.

My ex is a whole ass meal. I still miss her even though she cheated on me.

My teacher is a whole ass meal. I failed math just to get closer to her.