A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere - It’s like saying you can make anything work if you’re lazy,

It’s like saying you can make anything work if you’re lazy, rude, and just a little bit magic.

I showed up to class in pajamas and still passed the quiz because I guessed right.

I tried to explain my dog’s behavior to my mom and she just nodded and said, 'Yeah, that makes sense.'

I used a banana to solve a math problem and the teacher didn’t even care.