A way of life

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A way of life is when you’re so obsessed with a sport or event that you’d rather die than stop doing it. It’s like your soul is tied to the game, and you’re too f***ed up to care if you break every bone in your body.
I play video games like my life depends on it. I don’t sleep. I don’t eat. I just rage-quit and cry.
She runs marathons like it’s her last day on Earth. She ran one with a broken ankle and a migraine.
He plays Fortnite like it’s a war. He spends $500 on a skin and screams at his brother for not being good enough.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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That’s the way it is means you’re f***ed and there’s no way out. Life just kicks you in the gut and says, ‘Deal with it.’
My ex said, ‘That’s the way it is,’ and then blocked me and started dating my best friend.
My boss said, ‘That’s the way it is,’ and then gave me a raise I didn’t deserve.
My mom said, ‘That’s the way it is,’ and then made me eat lasagna for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Living like it’s your last day on Earth means you’re f***ed up and don’t care. You party like you’re gonna die tomorrow, and you probably will.
He went to the club like it was his last night on Earth. He danced until 3 a. m. and got kicked out for fighting.
She went to the beach like it was her last day on Earth. She ate six hot dogs and passed out in the sand.
He spent all his money on a pizza like it was his last meal on Earth. He ate it in one bite and then cried.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Stephen’s way of life is being a f***ing nightmare to everyone. He agrees with no one, kills everything, and flirts with Hosuh like she’s the only person who matters.
Stephen agreed with no one at lunch. He even disagreed with the pizza.
Stephen murdered a chicken and then flirts with Hosuh like she’s his girlfriend.
Stephen won at everything like he was the king of the world. He even won the game of Jenga and it was f***ing unfair.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A way of life is when you make something that’s already lame sound even more f***ed up. Like you’re trying to make everyone feel like they’re in a bad movie.
He said, ‘That’s a way of life,’ and then added, ‘It’s like a f***ing nightmare.’
She called her job a way of life and said it was like a ‘f***ed up prison.’
He called his mom’s cooking a way of life and said it was like ‘eating a f***ing brick.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A way of life is a song that makes you feel like you’re being spied on. It’s like the lyrics are reading your mind and telling everyone your secrets.
I listened to ‘The Way Life Goes’ and it felt like my thoughts were being stolen.
My sister listened to it and cried because it reminded her of her ex.
My dad listened to it and thought it was a conspiracy to make him buy more albums.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A way of life is when you say you suck, but you’re still trying to be cool. It’s like you’re f***ed up and you don’t even know it.
He said, ‘A way of life is when you say you suck.’ Then he tried to flirt with his crush.
She said, ‘A way of life is when you suck.’ Then she cried and ate ice cream.
He said, ‘A way of life is when you say you suck.’ Then he did a backflip and fell.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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