A Waitress Farewell
When a waitress says 'Come back soon!' like it's a magical spell that'll make you return, even though you're thinking about how you'll never come back because you're already annoyed with the service.
'Come back soon!' while I'm already annoyed with the service.
'See you next time!' as if I'm going to come back next week.
'We’ll miss you!' while I'm already walking out.