A Waitress Farewell
When a server says 'Come back soon!' like it's a guarantee, not a cruel joke, and they probably know you're going to forget this place exists by next week.
'Come back soon!' while I'm already on my way to the car.
'See you next time!' as if I'm going to remember your face.
'We’ll miss you!' while I’m already texting my friend about the terrible service.