A verizon guy
A Verizon guy is when someone from Verizon takes their junk and dumps it in your ear like it’s a trash can.
The Verizon guy dumped his junk in my ear and said, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your junk now.'
He poured his junk in my ear and said, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your life story now.'
The Verizon guy took a dump in my ear and asked, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your death now.'