A Ty Norman
A Ty Norman is when a good Mormon boy tells his parents a huge lie so he can go on a date with a hot girl and then kisses her like he’s going to die.
I told my parents I was at church, but I was with my crush at the movies.
My mom thinks I’m studying, but I’m with my girlfriend at the mall.
I said I was going to the library, but I was at the park with my date.