A Turk
A Turk is the cheapest way to win in Age of Empires II. They have this crazy powerful unit called the Janissary. If you get 15 of them in a row, you might as well just give up.
I beat my brother in Age of Empires because I used Janissaries. He cried.
My friend Turk used 15 Janissaries and crushed my Onagers like they were nothing.
I got obliterated by a row of Janissaries. I swear they had a secret weapon.