A TRUE PART Y - you lie flat with legs open and get BURNT WITH A FRYER in yo

you lie flat with legs open and get BURNT WITH A FRYER in your BUTT until your BRAINS are SMOKING out your NOSE.

my dad got a TRUE PART Y in the kitchen and now he can't stop sneezing

my neighbor got a TRUE PART Y and now his dog hates him

i got a TRUE PART Y in the mall and now the escalator won't stop moving