A True Greystoner
A real Greystoner lives in Greystones. They have long hair at least once. They smoke weed and make fun of people who try to act like they're better.
I live in Greystones, I had long hair once, and I smoke weed. I laugh at people who act like they're better.
Real Greystoners don't need a fancy car. They need a joint and a good laugh.
If you're not from Greystones and you don't smoke weed, you're not a real Greystoner. You're just a poser.