A True Greystoner
A real Greystoner lives in Greystones Co. Wicklow, Ireland. They have long hair at least once in their life. They smoke weed cigarettes to pass the time and laugh at people who don't.
I live in Greystones and I've got long hair. I smoke weed and laugh at people who don't.
Real Greystoners don't need a gym. They just need a joint and a good laugh.
If you don't have long hair and smoke weed, you're not a real Greystoner. You're just a poser.