A Treebeard
When you give head to a 40-year-old man who looks like he rolled in a moss patch, hasn’t shaved since the Stone Age, and dyed his pubes green after a marathon that probably killed him.
He smelled like a wet sock and a forest fire.
He ran a marathon, then got green pubes and asked for head.
He looked like he came out of a cave and had a bad day.