A Toyota
A car so big, it thinks it's the king of the road. It makes cars that'll outlast your ex and your mom's nagging. It has Lexus and Scion as its fancy cousins. Once, it made cool cars like the Supra and MR2. Now it's just a cheap, sad, plastic shell with a bunch of flimsy nonsense inside.
My Toyota broke down, but it still had more personality than my ex.
I bought a Toyota because it's the only car my dad could afford without crying.
My car looks like a toaster that got hit by a truck.