A Towel - You worship a towel like it’s a god. You pray to it. You giv

You worship a towel like it’s a god. You pray to it. You give it offerings. It’s the most annoying thing ever.

I prayed to my towel before bed. My mom said I was a weird kid.

My brother offered candy to his towel. He said it was the most holy thing ever.

I worshipped my towel and got a bad grade. My teacher said I was a dumb kid.