a total fat ass - so fat you could use him as a doorstop. everyone hates you a

so fat you could use him as a doorstop. everyone hates you and your pants are falling down like you're about to explode.

my friend is a total fat ass his pants are falling off and he still eats nachos for dinner

he tried to run and it looked like a blimp was chasing him

i asked him to move and he said 'why? i'm comfortable'