A toilet to toilet shit
You take a poop so big the first toilet is crying and you have to dash to the second one to finish before it drowns in your mess.
I took a dump so big the toilet was sobbing. I had to run to the next one before it cried itself to death.
I was halfway through my dump and the toilet started to cry. I sprinted to the next one before it drowned in poop.
I dropped the biggest poop ever in the first toilet. It started to cry and I had to go to the second one before it got too sad.