A toilet to toilet shit - You poop so much in one toilet that it fills up and you have

You poop so much in one toilet that it fills up and you have to bolt to another one before you’re stuck with a full toilet and a half-eaten poop.

I was doing my business and the toilet started to fill up. I had to run to the next one before I got stuck with a half-eaten poop.

I took such a big dump the toilet started to get angry. I had to go to the other one before it turned on me.

I was halfway through my dump when the toilet said, ‘I’m full,’ and I had to run to the next one.