I told my crush he’s a Tino. He said, 'I am, and I’m also your future.' I said, 'Okay, I believe you.'

I saw a Tino in the park. He was so hot, the birds stopped singing. Even the dog turned around.

My teacher said my crush is a Tino. I asked, 'Is that like a superpower?' She said, 'It’s like a superpower and a half.'