a tif - A tif is when you’re so mad you want to scream and also wish

A tif is when you’re so mad you want to scream and also wish you had a time machine to go back and slap yourself.

I got a tif when my ex sent me 100 messages in one night.

My teacher gave me a tif when I forgot my homework again.

I got a tif when my dog ate my favorite sock.