A Thread
Since the 1800s, yarn-lovers have been fighting over who can twist the most threads with the least amount of brain cells. The Tasmanian team is extra smug because they think they’re fancy.
"We won the yarn battle. You're just jealous.", @YarnBro420
"They used a thread holder like it was a sword. It was kinda cool.", @ThreadFighter123
"They said fun and responsibility are the same thing. I don't believe it.", @YarnSkeptic