A Text File
A text file is when you file your nails with your texting hand so you can type faster and make fewer mistakes. It’s basically your fingers doing their own thing while your brain tries to keep up.
I filed my nails before texting my crush. He said I was ‘typing like a boss.’ I said ‘I’m typing like a boss with a nail file.’
I filed my nails so I could text my ex. I sent 12 messages and he blocked me.
My mom filed my nails so I could text my friends. I sent 1000 messages and my phone died.