a terwin
when the ring from the drink crashes into your bowl and you’re given one wish, but it’s just gonna be something dumb like not having to do your homework.
The ring hit my cereal and I wished I didn’t have to do math. Now I just have to do more math.
I got the ring in my bowl and wished I could fly. Now I just fling my cereal everywhere.
The ring landed in my cereal and I wished I could eat pizza for breakfast. Now I just have a stomachache.