A Templeton
Templeton is a town so boring it makes your brain fall asleep. All you can do is drink, flirt, or sit in a park and stare at nothing. It’s the worst place on Earth.
I went to Templeton and came back with a headache and a new hate for life.
My friend moved to Templeton and now he talks to trees.
I visited Templeton for a day and now I live in a van down by the river.