A team Edward Chick
A middle schooler who’ll sleep with anyone if they glow in the sunlight and ride around in a Volvo. They film themselves napping just to see if guys are spying on them and would stab themselves just to see if vampires show up. They also scream at pale, hot guys on the sidewalk like they’re having a meltdown.
Tweet: 'I cut my arm and no vampires came. I’m sad.'
Text to a guy: 'You’re not Edward Cullen. I’m disappointed.'
Posted on Instagram: 'I’m filming my nap. It’s a documentary.'