A team Edward Chick
A kid who’ll sleep with anyone if they sparkle like a disco ball in the sun and drive a Volvo. They record themselves sleeping just to see if guys are watching and would slash their skin just to see if vampires come. They also yell at pale, hot guys in the street like they’re having a tantrum.
Text: 'I’m slashing my arm again. Vampires better show up.'
Posted on Twitter: 'I’m filming my nap. It’s a masterpiece.'
DM to a guy: 'You’re not Edward Cullen. You’re just a disappointment.'