A Taylor Harlan
A Taylor Harlan is like a bad pizza, looks good, sounds good, but it's just a bunch of crap on a plate and you're left wondering why you ate it.
'I love you, but I also love him. You're the worst.'
'You're the best friend ever, but I'm the worst. It's confusing.'
'I like you, but I also like him. You're the worst.'